Disclaimer:  The views expressed by Andy are not necessarily the views of TJ and Joel BLAH FUCKING BLAH BLAH BLAH

Three women were shedded in Iraq today by towelheads.  Some are now questioning what those X chromosomes are even doing over in Radiation Desert representing the Coalition (excuse me, Scholorly failures from the Bloody red, white and blue).  Well if whores want to get blown up via hairstrands impairing their X-ray vision goggles, so be it.  Just another widowed husband for myself to drink with.  And by the way,  does not the letter X look very similar to a crosshair?  Seems like these martiarchs are asking for fetal disembowelment if you ask me.  However, while the Red, White, and dead baby Blue may be using the Jessica Lynch's of the world a little too much the towelheads are not using the Sandra al-reada buka's enough.  (No Sandra is not an english title, observe its primary four letters).  Since women by nature have broader chests and hips imagine how many more sticks of dynamite one could set in their belts.  Such an expanded circumfrence of distruction would certainly take down more of the coalition forces.  And  dear towelhead Y's, envision the added bonus of never having to preocupy yourself about the impending arabic altercation that normally follows your old lady when she comes home from her hard day of work.   

The following is a dual-effort put forth by Joel Smith and TJ Manion. The protectors of the English language and how it is supposed to be.

You disgust me. Not only that you are ugly, but you can not speak English, you illiterate baboons. The following is a true storty...

TJ and I regularly attend the local Quicktrip for all of our snacking needs.  On a very ordianry day we walked in the store and notice that on the front of the door there is a sign, but this was not a normal sign.  This sign made us pissed-off. It read, " Roody Rooster iz coo."

 I know that I am not a perfect man, but this is horrible. The advertising media has all been corrupted by 'slang' or as TJ and I recognize it 'niggerbop'. I am not going to say that on occasion I don not use slang, however, I do hate people who go out of their way to use this raped excuse of the English language. 

We, Joel and I are very piturbed by the Prophet Scrode in his lack of effort to recognize this buchery of the English language. I am positive that for comments, we will recieve "e-props", another mockery of the English language , that state how true this piece of news is. 90% of those tards who we are speaking of should be courtered by horses and have their deep fried remains fed to their friends. There are three main sources for obscure, over read, or poorly said English; niggers (not black people), hippy stoners, and the government.

Here are a few examples of corrupt language:  Sucker Free Sunday, Txt & pix, diddo, spank, nigga, ice, trick ass hoe, mark trick, boodylicous, rockin', wicked', bangin', righteous( stoner version), buggin', or slammin' any w ord in which g is replaced by a ( ' ).  Also, any word with a 'izzo' 'rizzo' and even 'dizzo'.Yet, we are not that "cool" and we could not think of any other obliterations of the English language because we are tired.

In closure, advertising companies are English.  "Im lovin' it," what in the hell is that shit.  Why could they not just simply add a 'g' to lovin'.  Simple things that are over looked by the common American every day will end up biting you in the ass in the form of your child not being able to speak a word of English due to the 'niggertised' advertising.  You will have kin running around speaking in some yuppy language you wont understand.  This is why TJ and I are here to protect you from this, listen to us and you will be saved. Don't listen andyou will be forever damned to a hippie child.

-The Scrodes

Stay tuned for the newest edition of Iveslitmywrist_illdoitagain. Titled, Politically correct = bullshit.

If you don't speak english, get the fuck out.

This goes against all of my nature, but here goes.

Once I knew a hamster, it's grammer was horrible. Your grammar is quite similar to the hammster's grammar. And your poetry sucks too. Everyone wants to have their word put across in a manner that depicts their heart's sorrow; the only sorrow your heart's have gone through is when your dad said that you had to settle for only a $25,000 car, you lactating vaginas.

I know many people my age who 'go through pain' on a day-to-day basis.  However, I only know a handfull of people who have actually gone through a painfull situation in their lives.  A relative dying, parents divorcing, so on and so forth.  Other people complain about their day-to-day life and how horrible it is.  These people piss me off.  There are very few reasons for a person our age to complain about their lives.  Henceforth, you are all a bunch of withered pussies.

Poetry is a gift to a few.  You are not one of them. A wise man once said, "There are more poets than people who read poetry"  -George Carlin. Expressing your thoughts is fantastic, that is why we aren't communists. Before you burdon me with your bullshit; read a poet with credibility, not your buddy who sits behind you in Pre-Algebra.  Here is a list of YOUR mangled writing ability.

These fall into our category of shitty-ass one-liners:

"What would YOU do if your world got turned upside down"

"When it rains it pours, but the sun has to come out sometime"

"I've never felt this way, until I met you"

"I need this old train to b r e a k d o w n, oh just let me please b r e a k d o w n"

All of these quotes can be logically answered.  However, we are to lazy to do so.  If you seek an answer we will happily give it to you.  Why even have these quotes listed in your 'profile'.  You don't even know what they mean.  Nor will you ever figure it out.                                                       Bitch.

  Here is honorable quote from a true poet.

"So ends the bloody business of the day"

           -Homer

White Trash.

THE FOLLOWING IS FROM ANDY MANION (who just exerted a belch designated a "10").

LET THAT FUCKING VEGITABLE IN FLORIDA DIE OF THIRST OTHERWISE I AM GOING TO DIE OF LAUGHTER EVERYTIME I SEE THAT VIDEO OF HER SUPPOSEDLY SMILING KNOWING DAMN WELL THAT SOMEONE WITH A "LIQUIDFIED CEREBRAL CORTEX" IS UNABLE TO WILLINGLY SMILE.

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I went to McDonalds one day and ordered a Cinnamon Roll.  They are rather good and a very good value.  However, this cinnamon roll pissed me off.  On the top was a sticker that said 'Friday' and below it it said Viernes-- or something in that damn spic language. We live in America. United States of America, not Mexico.  There is spanish every where, I find it pathetic.  If you live in our country learn OUR language. 

Some go to the point to say that they are 'preserving their culture.' This, however, is a load of goat shit.  I am German.  Do you see me slaughtering Jews in my back yard?  Do I have a gas chamber in my basement? No, I dont.  How about you go perserve Spanish in fucking Mexico and have a damn good time doing it.  Im not bashing on all Mexicans because i know a lot of cool ones. All who speak fluent English.

Fuck you, learn our language, and immigrants had better not complain infront of me or I will decapitate your ass. Joel